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🎧 Ep. 3: How to Trick AI Into Thinking You’re Relevant
Because apparently, AI has opinions now.
Hey digital survivors ✌️—Avi & Katherine here to help you outsmart our robot overlords. Again. Let’s turn your SEO strategy from “2012 blog vibes” to “actually useful in this AI apocalypse.”
🙄 THINGS AI LOVES (THAT YOU’RE IGNORING):
- Specificity – “Best phone” is for amateurs. AI wants “best phone for taking selfies that hide your existential crisis.” Priorities, people.
- FAQs – The digital equivalent of leaving a trail of breadcrumbs. Kiehl’s did it. You’re not cooler than Kiehl’s.
- Wikipedia – That thing you cite but won’t make? Classic. AI treats it like the Bible. Get thee a page.
💤 THINGS AI THINKS ARE BORING:
- Your “top 10 tips” list that’s 80% fluff. Congrats, you’ve cured insomnia.
- Absolute claims like “#1 solution.” AI’s rolling its virtual eyes.
- Content that reads like it was written by ChatGPT… wait.
🤖 3 AI-PLEASING HACKS (DO THEM OR DON’T):
- Steal questions from Reddit – Those “how do I adult?” threads? Free content ideas. You’re welcome.
- Pretend you’re Switzerland – Pros/cons > hype. Neutrality sells, apparently.
- Bury your ego – Say “best for beginners” instead of “best.” It’s fine, we’ll cope.
🎯 WHY BOTHER?
- AI traffic converts better. Translation: Cha-ching with extra steps.
- Google’s AI overviews are coming. You wanna be the answer or the guy yelling “I TOLD YOU SO” later?
👉 CLICKBAIT PRO TIP:
Add a “Spoiler Alert: Your Competitors Are Doing This” section. Works every time.
READY TO STOP BEING IRRELEVANT?
P.S. If your content isn’t cited by AI, does it even exist?
Tags: #SEOisBasic, #AIDoesntCare, #RIPVanillaContent, #ThisIsTheWay
💡 TL;DR – AI’s judging your content like a pretentious barista judges your oat milk latte order. Adapt or get decaf’d.
